Lefties MELT DOWN as Ellen DeGeneres Returns to Trump’s America — And Meghan’s “Salmonella Sussex” Moment Sets the Internet on Fire
Sky News host Rita Panahi’s latest “Lefties Losing It” segment delivers a sharp, satirical take on the emotional fallout among celebrities and media personalities in Trump’s America. The episode highlights everything from Rosie O’Donnell’s family drama and Dave Letterman’s anti-Trump meltdown to Ellen DeGeneres’s return to the U.S., Meghan Markle’s “Salmonella Sussex” moment, and Melania Trump’s Hollywood ambitions.
Rosie O’Donnell: Trump Derangement Syndrome Goes Domestic
Panahi opens with Rosie O’Donnell, whose outspoken opposition to Donald Trump has now, she claims, “infected” her 12-year-old autistic, non-binary daughter. Rosie recounts her child’s anxiety and anger at Trump, blaming him for their family’s move and for “destroying the country.” Panahi and Jim Acosta mock the self-perpetuating misery, arguing that Rosie’s rhetoric is more damaging to her child than Trump’s policies.
Dave Letterman: From Late Night Legend to Meltdown Mode
Next up is Dave Letterman, whom Panahi lampoons for his appearance and personal history, before dissecting his latest anti-Trump rant. Letterman’s outrage over Trump calling a reporter “piggy” is held up as an example of left-wing overreaction, especially given his own checkered past. Panahi notes the double standard in media outrage, pointing out that insults against Republicans rarely get similar attention.
CNN, Amy Klobuchar, and Minnesota’s “Tampon Tim”
Panahi shifts to CNN’s coverage of Trump’s comments about Minnesota Governor Tim Walz, who was called “seriously retarded” by the former president. She mocks CNN’s outrage and highlights what she sees as hypocrisy, noting that insults against Republicans (“Nazi,” “fascist,” “white supremacist”) are often ignored. Panahi also references Walz’s controversial policies and scandals, suggesting Trump’s criticisms are rooted in governance, not bigotry.
Meghan Markle: “Salmonella Sussex” and Kitchen Faux Pas
The segment turns to celebrity and royal commentator Kinsey Schofield, who discusses Meghan Markle’s Thanksgiving video. Markle is dubbed “Salmonella Sussex” after handling a raw turkey while wearing jewelry—a move criticized for potential health risks. Schofield argues that Markle, if she wants to be seen as a lifestyle expert, should do better research and avoid such basic mistakes.
Ellen DeGeneres: Back to California After Fleeing Trump
Ellen DeGeneres, once rumored to have left America to escape Trump’s presidency, is reportedly returning to California. Panahi and Schofield discuss Ellen’s failed UK stay, her chilly reception from British neighbors, and her unsuccessful Netflix special. The consensus: Hollywood isn’t ready for her comeback, and her UK neighbors are happy to see her go.
Melania Trump: Hollywood Ambitions
Melania Trump is stepping into the entertainment industry with her own production company, Muse Films, and a documentary chronicling her reentry into public life. Panahi and Schofield see this as Melania’s attempt to reclaim her narrative, especially after scandals involving former friends and leaked audio tapes. Whether the documentary succeeds remains to be seen, but Melania’s selective public presence ensures intrigue.
JLo, Taylor Swift, and Celebrity Relationships
Jennifer Lopez is mocked for her new role as the face of Turkish jeweler Zen Diamond, with fans noting she has more engagement rings than lasting relationships. Schofield quips that JLo’s jewelry outlasts her romances—a fitting endorsement. Meanwhile, details of Taylor Swift’s extravagant bachelorette parties are revealed, with locations including Nashville, New York, Italy, and the Bahamas. Swift’s wedding secrecy is contrasted with her public “hot girl summer” celebrations.
Conclusion: Pop Culture in Trump’s America
Panahi’s “Lefties Losing It” segment uses humor and pointed commentary to highlight the emotional volatility and contradictions among celebrities and media figures in Trump’s America. From Rosie’s family drama to Ellen’s failed UK escape and Melania’s Hollywood ambitions, the episode paints a picture of a cultural landscape where outrage, reinvention, and celebrity mishaps are the norm.
