Desperate Pastor Sleeps With a Mad Woman to Grow His Church – What Happens Next Will Shock You
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Desperate Pastor Sleeps With a Mad Woman to Grow His Church
Chapter 1: The Humble Beginnings
Pastor Elijah Noko was a humble man of God, known for his fervent prayers, passionate preaching, and unwavering faith. He was often seen on the bustling streets of Ajagunli, a vibrant neighborhood in Lagos, where the air was thick with the smell of roasted corn and the sounds of life played a ceaseless symphony. Amid the chaos, his voice rose above the noise, calling out to the lost: “Repent, for the kingdom of God is near!”
Elijah was a man of frail frame but fierce conviction. He stood by the roadside, clutching a cracked Bible whose pages had turned yellow from years of use. His black suit had faded into gray, and his shoes were patched more times than he could count. But when he preached, the world seemed to pause. People from all walks of life—market women, bus drivers, and children playing in the gutters—stopped to listen. Sometimes they mocked him, but Elijah never stopped. Every sermon ended the same way, with a smile and a prayer: “May God bless you,” even to those who laughed in his face.
When the sun sank behind the crowded rooftops, Elijah returned to his small church, Fire of Heaven Ministries, a humble structure with a leaking zinc roof, broken plastic chairs, and a rusted microphone that squealed each time he shouted, “Hallelujah!” Inside were no chandeliers or marble floors, just fifty faithful souls, most of them poor and struggling. There was Mama Niki, the widow who sold bread by the roadside; Brother Samuel, the okada rider; Sister Amara, who sold secondhand clothes. They came not for fame or miracles but because Elijah preached the raw, sincere truth.
Yet the truth didn’t feed his children. When Elijah returned home that evening, his wife, Grace, sat on a wooden bench outside their small apartment. Her eyes were tired, and her lips pressed into silence. The smell of smoke and burnt oil filled the air—the family’s only meal, beans and garri.
“Grace, how was your day?” he asked softly.
She didn’t reply. Instead, she turned the beans in the pot and muttered, “You were preaching again, right?”
“Yes, my love. Souls are perishing every day.”
She sighed. “Souls are perishing, but your children are starving. Elijah, when will you face reality?”
Her words pierced through him like arrows. He looked at their children, Daniel, ten, and Mary, seven, both barefoot, their uniforms torn, their laughter quieted by hunger. He walked to them, placed a hand on their heads, and prayed softly, “God, remember your servant.”
Grace shook her head. “You’ve been saying that for years. Look at other pastors. They are building churches, buying cars. But you? You are here preaching to bus drivers who can’t even feed themselves.”
He smiled faintly. “Grace, those who wait on the Lord will renew their strength. I’m not after fame. God is preparing us for something bigger.”
She turned sharply. “Something bigger or something worse? Even your landlord came again today. He said if we don’t pay by next week, he’ll throw us out.”
Elijah’s shoulders slumped. He had no answer. He sat quietly on the edge of the bed, staring at his Bible. “I know it’s hard,” he whispered. “But we must not lose faith. Job suffered. Joseph was betrayed. Yet God restored them.”
Grace scoffed. “And are you Job now? Are you Joseph? Elijah, I married a man, not a parable. Please find a job. Go and drive Keke or do security. This man-of-God life is killing us.”
Her words broke him, but he didn’t argue. Instead, he rose and walked outside. The night was deep, quiet, heavy with the hum of distant music from beer parlors. He knelt on the dusty ground, lifted his hands, and prayed, “Lord, if truly you called me, why am I suffering like this? Why are my children hungry? Why is my wife losing faith? Have you forgotten me?”
Tears ran down his face, dripping into the dust. He remembered his early days as a young believer, full of dreams, joy, and hope that God would use him mightily. But now, all that remained was emptiness. When he opened his eyes, he saw a stray dog scavenging the gutter. He smiled weakly. “Even this dog finds something to eat, Lord. Am I worth less than a dog?”
That night, as he lay beside his sleeping wife and children, his heart ached with a silent question: How long will this last? He dreamed of a large congregation, of miracles happening at his touch, of people crying out as he laid hands on them. The dream felt so real that when he woke up, his palms were trembling. Maybe, maybe God is about to do something new, he thought. Little did he know that the path to that something new would soon lead him into darkness—a darkness so deep that his name would one day become a warning to all who heard it.
Chapter 2: The Descent into Desperation
The evening rain poured heavily over Ajagunli, drumming against the rusted roofs and turning the narrow streets into muddy rivers. Inside the small two-room apartment of Pastor Elijah, the air was thick, not from heat, but from tension. Grace sat by the candlelight, her face half-lit, half-shadowed, peeling cassava for dinner. The children whispered softly in a corner, afraid of their mother’s mood.
Pastor Elijah walked in quietly, his soaked Bible wrapped carefully in a nylon bag. “Grace,” he said softly. “Please don’t be angry. I got delayed at the crusade ground.”
Her eyes darted up, sharp and tired. “Crusade ground? Elijah, are you feeding us with crusades now? Did the souls you preached to give you food?”
He sighed deeply, placing the wet Bible on the wooden stool. “Grace, God will make a way.”
“Just what?” she snapped, slamming the knife on the table. “Just keep waiting? Keep fasting? Keep deceiving yourself that poverty is holiness?” Her voice rose, shaking with frustration. “Look around you, Elijah. Look at this house. The ceiling leaks. The walls are cracked. Our children sleep hungry. And you still say we should wait on the Lord. Tell me, when will this Lord answer?”
The children stared at their parents, their small faces filled with fear. Elijah’s heart broke. He walked over, touched Grace’s shoulder gently, and said, “My wife, I know it’s hard. I feel it too, but don’t speak like that. The Bible says, ‘Though it tarries, wait for it. It will surely come.’”
Grace pulled her arm away. “I’m tired of waiting. Other pastors are moving forward. Pastor Felix just built a mansion in Lekki. Pastor Kelvin bought a Prado. Their wives wear gold and travel abroad for retreats. But me? I’m here eating beans every night with mosquitoes biting my legs.”
Elijah was silent; her words cut deep because they were true. She turned to him, tears filling her eyes. “Elijah, maybe God didn’t call you. Maybe you called yourself. Please find something else to do. Go and drive a Keke. Go and sell books. Anything. I can’t keep living like this.”
Her voice broke into sobs. Elijah knelt before her, his own eyes glistening. “Grace, please don’t lose faith now. God’s timing is not ours. The Lord is testing us.”
Grace’s sobs turned into bitter laughter. “Testing us? Then your God must be enjoying our suffering because I can’t see how a loving God would watch his servant beg to feed his children.” She stood abruptly, grabbed a wrapper, and stormed out into the rain.
Elijah sat still, his heart heavy. The sound of the rain matched the rhythm of his despair. Daniel, his son, walked up to him timidly. “Daddy, is Mommy angry because we don’t have food?”
He smiled faintly, though his lips trembled. “No, my son. Mommy is just tired. But God will help us soon.”
That night, Elijah didn’t sleep. He sat by the window, staring at the flickering candle. The words of Grace echoed in his mind like a curse. Maybe God didn’t call you. He covered his ears, shaking his head. “No, no, I heard his voice. I know what he said. I’m his servant.” But doubt had already entered his heart.
The next morning, he walked to the church early, hoping to find peace. But the benches were empty, the microphone silent. Only the rain dripping through the roof kept him company. He knelt at the altar. “Father, is it true? Did you really call me? Why have you forsaken me?” His tears dropped onto the cold floor.
Outside, the door creaked open. It was Brother Samuel, his loyal member, carrying a bag of bread. “Pastor, good morning, sir. I saw you were here early,” Samuel said, setting the bread down. “I brought this.”
“It’s not much,” Elijah smiled weakly. “Thank you, my brother.”
“The Lord bless you,” Samuel sat down. “Pastor, may I speak freely?”
Elijah nodded. Samuel hesitated. “Sir, you preach fire, but people these days, they don’t come for preaching anymore. They want to see miracles. They want signs. That’s how other churches are growing. People want results.”
“Results?” Elijah asked softly.
“Yes, pastor. When they see crippled people walk and blind people see, they believe the anointing is real. That’s why other pastors are attracting crowds. People don’t care about holiness anymore. They care about power.”
Elijah lowered his head, his heart pounding. “But we cannot fake the power of God, Samuel.”
Samuel nodded quickly. “I know, sir. But maybe you should pray more, fast more, seek deeper revelation. You are a good man, pastor. Maybe God just needs to give you proof.”
When Samuel left, his words lingered in Elijah’s mind like smoke. People want miracles. People want power. He remembered his dream from the night before, the one where he was healing the sick and raising the dead. Could it be a sign from God? Or was it just his desperate mind imagining?

Chapter 3: The Crossing
That evening, when he returned home, Grace was unusually quiet. She had sold her last gold earrings to buy rice. “Elijah,” she said softly. “I’m sorry for shouting yesterday.”
He smiled. “It’s all right. You’re my wife. I understand.”
She looked into his eyes. “But promise me something.”
“What is it?”
“Promise me that you’ll make this ministry work. You’re too good to keep struggling like this. Do whatever it takes, Elijah. Just make it work.”
Those words, “Do whatever it takes,” sank deep into his soul. That night, while everyone slept, Elijah opened his Bible again. But the verses blurred before his eyes. His heart was too heavy to read. He stared at the ceiling, his thoughts loud in the silence. Do whatever it takes. People want miracles. Maybe God didn’t call you.
He clasped his hands together and whispered, “Lord, if you won’t speak to me, then show me another way.” Outside, thunder rumbled across the sky. The candles flickered. And for the first time in his life, Pastor Elijah, the humble man who once feared sin, began to consider the unthinkable.
He didn’t know how or where he would find it, but he made a silent vow in that dark room: he would find power. He would perform miracles. He would no longer be the poor man of Ajagunli. The line between faith and desperation had finally been crossed.
Three weeks had passed since that long night of prayer and doubt. The rain had stopped falling, but inside Pastor Elijah’s heart, storms still raged. The once energetic preacher now moved like a man weighed down by invisible chains. He still stood at the roadside every morning with his Bible, still shouted, “Repent!” with passion, but his voice had lost its fire. His words fell flat, swallowed by the noise of the street.
Even the few church members began to whisper. “Maybe Pastor Elijah needs revival. Or maybe his anointing has dried up,” some murmured quietly. Every Sunday, the chairs in Fire of Heaven Ministries grew emptier. The offerings became coins, and the coins turned to silence.
One evening, after preaching to just seven people, Elijah sat alone at the altar, his sweat mixed with tears as he whispered, “Lord, am I not doing enough? You said signs will follow them that believe, so why are there no signs?”
His prayer was interrupted by a familiar voice at the door. “Elijah, my old friend.” He turned and blinked in surprise. Standing there was Pastor Felix, his former classmate from Bible college, now dressed in a white designer suit that shimmered under the weak light. A large golden wristwatch sparkled on his wrist. His shoes gleamed like mirrors.
“Felix,” Elijah gasped, rising to embrace him. “You look blessed.”
Felix laughed heartily. “Ah, my brother, God has been good. You’re looking the same.”
Elijah smiled awkwardly. He didn’t miss the hint of pity in Felix’s tone. They sat together on the church pews. “I was passing through Ajagunli,” Felix said, “and I heard your voice preaching on the street. I said, ‘That must be my old friend Elijah.’ You’re still doing evangelism like old times.”
Elijah nodded. “Yes, souls must be won.”
Felix sighed dramatically. “That’s good. But my brother, you must also win bread. These days, ministry without manifestation is mockery. People want to see power.”
Elijah looked at him curiously. “Power?”
Felix leaned closer, lowering his voice. “Yes, my brother. Look around. Miracles are what attract people now. Not preaching. If you want your ministry to grow, you need to move in power.”
Elijah frowned. “I’ve fasted, prayed, and stayed holy. Yet, no miracle comes.”
Felix smirked. “Holiness is good, but power doesn’t come only by fasting, my brother. You must connect to the higher realm.”
Elijah’s heart pounded. “What do you mean?”
Felix looked around, ensuring no one was listening. “There are ways, secret ways, to access divine flow. Don’t be naive, Elijah. Do you think all these pastors performing instant miracles got it from prayer alone? The world is spiritual, and you must understand its balance.”
Elijah’s eyes widened. “Felix, you’re not saying—”
Felix interrupted, smiling. “Relax. It’s not evil if your intention is good. God helps those who help themselves.” He reached into his pocket and handed Elijah a card. On it was written a strange name: Baba Ounlaya, spiritual consultant and healer. Beneath it, in small letters, it read: Power flows to those who seek.
“Who is this man?” Elijah asked.
Felix grinned. “A helper of men of God. He helped me, too. Since I met him, my church overflowed. The blind see, the lame walk, and even millionaires rushed to my ministry. I built a cathedral in just two years.”
Elijah stared at the card, his hands trembling slightly. “A native doctor?”
Felix laughed. “Call him whatever you like. God uses different vessels. You just need to open your mind.”
Elijah’s breath grew shallow. “Felix, that’s not of God. I can’t bow to darkness.”
Felix’s smile faded. “Darkness? Elijah? Poverty is the real darkness. Look at your wife, your children. How long will you let them suffer because of stubborn holiness? Do you think God enjoys your misery?”
Elijah had no reply. The words cut him deeper than a blade. Felix stood to leave. “When you’re tired of struggling, go and see Baba Ounlaya. He lives near Oyo. Tell him I sent you. The road to success begins when you stop pretending to be stronger than the world.”
He walked out, his perfume lingering like temptation itself. Elijah sat motionless for a long time. The sound of his friend’s expensive car starting outside echoed painfully in his chest. He looked at the card again. The gold letters shimmered faintly under the candlelight. He whispered to himself, “No. Oh, I can’t. I’m a man of God.”
But later that night, Grace’s sharp voice pierced his thoughts. “Elijah! The landlord came again. He said if we don’t pay before Friday, he’ll throw our things out.”
Elijah buried his face in his hands. “Grace, I don’t know what else to do.”
She paced the floor, furious. “I’m tired of hearing that. Maybe you should go and learn from pastors who are succeeding, or find out what they’re doing differently.”
Her words burned into him like fire. That night, when everyone slept, Elijah sat by the flickering lantern and stared at the card again. “Maybe,” he said quietly, “God will forgive me later.”
Chapter 4: The Dark Path
At exactly 11 p.m., he left the house. The streets of Ajagunli were almost empty, only a few drunk men arguing by a beer parlor and dogs barking in the distance. He wore a long coat, his Bible tucked in his inner pocket, his heart pounding like a drum. The moon hung low, casting pale light on the cracked roads. He walked past the market, past the school, until he reached the old abandoned building that everyone in the neighborhood avoided. They said spirits roamed there. But tonight, Elijah wasn’t afraid of spirits. He was afraid of failure.
He stood before the broken gate and whispered a prayer, his voice shaking. “Lord, forgive me for what I’m about to do.” Inside, the building was dark and cold. The walls were covered with graffiti and cobwebs. The smell of rot filled the air. Then he heard her—a woman’s laughter, high and broken, echoing from somewhere inside.
“Who’s there?” Elijah called out. A figure stepped into view—a thin, dirty woman with tangled hair, her eyes wide with madness. She wore torn rags and held a piece of bread.
Elijah’s breath caught. The mad woman. She giggled and began to sing softly, her voice haunting and strange. “The sun will rise. The moon will hide. They will all see me dance.”
Elijah’s knees trembled. He wanted to run, but the witch doctor’s words echoed in his head: Before midnight, or lose everything. He pulled out a small nylon bag containing rice and meat laced with the charm. “Sister,” he said gently, forcing a smile. “I brought you food. Eat, please.”
She looked at him suspiciously, then snatched the bag and tore it open like a hungry animal. Within minutes, she was eating greedily, licking her fingers. He waited, trembling. Soon, her laughter slowed. Her eyelids grew heavy. She stumbled toward a wall and slumped to the ground, asleep.
Elijah stood still, staring at her. His mind screamed, “Don’t do it. You can’t.” He fell to his knees beside her and sobbed. “God, please forgive me. I don’t want this life anymore. But what choice do I have?”
Then he remembered his children’s faces—hungry, hopeless; his wife’s tears; his empty church; his humiliation. The war inside him ended with one whisper: Just this once, I’ll repent after.
He closed his eyes, and the night became a blur of sin and sorrow.
Chapter 5: The Aftermath
When it was over, Elijah stumbled outside, shaking, broken, and drenched in sweat. The night air bit his skin. He could still hear the woman’s shallow breathing behind him. He fell to the ground and vomited. Then he cried like a child, pounding the earth. “Lord, forgive me. I didn’t mean it. I was desperate.”
The wind howled through the trees as if mocking him. He staggered home like a drunk man, his clothes dirty, his spirit crushed. Grace was asleep, the children beside her. He stood by the door, staring at them with guilt so heavy he could barely breathe. He whispered to himself, “It’s done. It’s over.” But deep down, he knew something had changed inside him. Something dark had entered his soul.
The next morning, he woke up with a strange headache. His body felt weak, yet his heart beat faster than usual. Grace noticed his pale face. “Elijah, are you okay?”
He forced a smile. “Yes, my love. The Lord has answered us. You’ll see.”
She frowned. “What do you mean?”
He looked away. “I just know. Our story is about to change.”
That day, Elijah locked himself in his church. He prayed—or tried to—but his words came out twisted. He felt a burning in his chest like fire spreading inside. His body trembled, and suddenly he began to speak in strange tongues he didn’t understand. He fell to the ground, crying, “Power! Power! Fire! The Lord has empowered me!”
When he opened his eyes, everything felt different. The world seemed sharper, the air heavier, the light brighter. He went home that night and told his wife, “Grace, the Lord has done it. You’ll see his glory.”
She smiled weakly, thinking he had finally regained his faith. She didn’t know that what her husband carried now was not from heaven, but from the pit of hell.
Chapter 6: The Rise
The seventh sunrise, exactly seven days later, just as Baba Ounlaya had promised, Fire of Heaven Ministries began to overflow. A crippled boy walked. A blind woman screamed that she could see, and the news spread like wildfire through the streets of Ajagunli. Pastor Elijah now performed miracles. The man who once preached to fifty now preached to five hundred. The poor now called him “Daddy.” The rich began to visit. Offerings poured in like rivers.
Grace couldn’t stop smiling. “I told you, Elijah. I told you God will remember us one day.”
But Elijah could no longer sleep peacefully. Every night he saw her—the mad woman standing at the edge of his dreams, laughing. Her eyes were hollow, and her voice whispered, “You took my life to build yours.” He would wake up sweating, whispering prayers that no longer reached heaven. For Pastor Elijah, the miracle had begun, but so had the curse.
Sunday morning dawned bright over Ajagunli. The usual noise of street vendors and Danfo drivers was drowned out by something new: music, shouting, and jubilation coming from Fire of Heaven Ministries. Inside the once-empty church, the crowd overflowed into the streets. Men and women pressed against the walls, desperate to witness what everyone in the neighborhood now called the move of God.
At the pulpit stood Pastor Elijah, his face glowing with energy, his voice louder than ever. The man who once begged for offerings now had people throwing bundles of naira onto the altar. He shouted, “The God of miracles is here today.” The crowd roared, “Amen!”
Then came the moment that changed everything. A woman limped forward, leaning on her son’s shoulder. She was old and frail, her left leg twisted since birth. “Man of God, please pray for me.” Elijah laid his hand on her head. He didn’t even pray long, just muttered a few strange words that rolled off his tongue like smoke. “Rise in Jesus’ name.”
The woman screamed and fell. And then slowly she stood. Her son’s jaw dropped. The crowd erupted. “She’s walking! Praise God!” In seconds, people were shouting, crying, clapping. The news spread like wildfire.
By evening, videos of the miracle were on social media. Within a week, wealthy businessmen and politicians were attending his services. Pastor Elijah was no longer the forgotten preacher of Aloana Street. He was now Prophet Fire, the man who healed the sick, made the barren conceive, and cast out demons with a touch.
Even Grace couldn’t hide her pride. She wore new dresses, gold earrings, and expensive perfumes. She smiled at neighbors who once mocked her. “Didn’t I tell you my husband is a true man of God?” she would say.
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