San Francisco hasn’t slept — and neither has the NBA.

In the early hours of the morning, at 3:07 A.M., a mysterious black SUV was seen pulling into the Warriors’ Chase Center underground tunnel. Moments later, a figure stepped out — masked, hooded, but clearly a high-profile NBA star based on the silhouette, build, and the swarm of security surrounding him.

By sunrise, rumors had already blown up the league:
The Golden State Warriors had quietly sealed a blockbuster, season-shaking trade while the rest of the NBA was asleep.

THE “SECRET SIGNING ROOM”

Multiple Chase Center employees (who insisted on anonymity) reported that the building was “lit up like draft night” despite no scheduled events.

One employee said:
“I’m telling you, something big was happening. Coaches, execs, agents — all there at 3 a.m. Who meets at that hour unless it’s nuclear-level business?”

Sources claim Warriors GM Mike Dunleavy Jr. personally escorted the mystery star into a conference room labeled “Restricted Access – Contract Review.”

NBA EXECUTIVES FREAK OUT

Around 9 a.m., phones across the league reportedly went wild.

One Eastern Conference GM, half-asleep and furious, told TMZ Sports (fictionalized):
“If they pulled this off without a whisper? We’re screwed. The West is screwed. Everyone’s screwed.”

Another insider speculated the Warriors may have offered:

future picks,
a rising young player,
and a quiet buyout maneuver to land a veteran star who “instantly shifts the balance of power.”

THE CLUE THAT BROKE THE INTERNET

Fans online matched the shadowy frame in the leaked tunnel photo with the body type of three different All-Stars, sparking wild theories:

“It HAS to be a former MVP.”
“That walk… that build… that’s a top 10 player EASY.”
“Warriors cookin’ something crazy again.”

The hashtag #3AMTrade hit 4.2M mentions in just two hours.

STEPH CURRY’S REACTION?

At 11:45 A.M., Stephen Curry posted a cryptic Instagram Story:
“Stay locked in. Big things coming.”
with a  emoji.

Fans lost their minds.

WHAT IT MEANS FOR THE SEASON

If the rumors prove true, analysts believe the Warriors may have just:

revived their championship window,
added a major offensive weapon,
or secured a defensive anchor they’ve been desperately missing.

One insider summed it up perfectly:
“If this signing is who we think it is… the entire NBA landscape just flipped upside down.”