The NBA court today was like any battlefield. The Phoenix Suns were losing 138-89, leading by 49 points—a blow not just to the team, but to their hearts. All eyes were glued to the scoreboard, and the stands were filled with disbelief.

Jordan Ott, the head coach of the Phoenix Suns, stormed into the press room. The door slammed shut behind him, signaling an impending storm.

He stood tall, his hands gripping the press conference book, then yelled, as if releasing his pain:

“49 POINTS, A 49-POINT LEAD! MY GOD, OKC, WHAT KIND OF MONSTERS ARE THEY IN THE NBA?! I’M ABSOLUTELY SURE THEY’RE ON PERFORMANCE-BOOSTING DRUGS!”

The room fell silent. The man died in two seconds—before descending into a nightmare.

Reporters crowded around microphones, cameras flashing wildly. A recent, intense interlude:

“Are…are you serious? OKC used… doping?”

Jordan Ot slammed his hand down on the keyboard! The microphone blared deafeningly:

“I don’t have any team in the NBA that can run so fast they don’t lose breath, has a jet-powered defense, and shoots with such absurd accuracy! No team! It’s impossible they could do that with just human strength!”

A female reporter from the field continued to ask:

“But sir, OKC has had a stable season—”

Ott pointed directly at her, his eyes blazing:

“Stable? STABLE?! This isn’t just about form anymore! This is an anomaly, a variant of the NBA! Losing by 49 points isn’t a defeat – that’s a sign that something is terribly wrong!”

Not specifically. A Suns media support staff member standing behind him ran his hand to his face, whispering:

“Oh my god, he actually said it… this game is over.”

In the OKC locker room, the complete opposite was true.

The players cheered and laughed as if they had just won a championship. A rookie collapsed, laughing uncontrollably:

“I read the news! They said we’re ‘power-boosting monsters’! Oh my god, it sounds like a Marvel movie!”

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander was looking at his phone, chuckling:

“Doping? If training like a beast every day still gets you called that… I guess I’m pretty strong.”

A strange player from Shai’s team:

“I told you so. Winning by such a large margin, there’s always someone trying to defend me for hacking.”

The whole room burst into laughter.

The OKC coach walked in, his voice calm but confident:

“Let them talk. They need reasons for the lightning team’s defeat. But they know what we won with: speed, spirit, and relentless training.”