BREAKING: Charlie Kirk dies at 31 after being sh@t

After so many years.

Will: Greg, I’m sorry—I’m sorry to interrupt you.

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It is my great dishonor to be the person who says this and breaks this to you on television, but—

President Donald Trump is announcing on Truth Social that the great and legendary Charlie Kirk is dead.

Nobody understood or had the heart of the youth of the United States of America better than Charlie.

He was loved and admired by all—especially me.

And now he is no longer with us.

Melania Trump and my son, please reach out to his beautiful wife Erica and his family.

Charlie, we love you.

Charlie Kirk, according to the President of the United States, is dead.

I don’t really know where you go from here.

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