NFL Nightmare! Players and Refs Hit By Green Dildos FLUNG on Field After WNBA Chaos: ‘They’re BACK…’
NFL Nightmare! Players and Refs Hit By Green Dildos FLUNG on Field After WNBA Chaos: ‘They’re BACK…’
The NFL just got hit with a moment so bizarre, so jaw-droppingly chaotic, that fans are still trying to process it. During last night’s game, green dildos rained down onto the field, striking players, referees, and even bouncing into the sidelines. The shocking scene left the crowd gasping and security scrambling.
Chaos Strikes Out of Nowhere
It all started in the third quarter, when tensions in the stands boiled over. Out of nowhere, a giant green object came flying across the field, landing inches away from a referee’s shoes. Within seconds, more followed, with stunned commentators forced to acknowledge what viewers at home were already laughing at: fans were launching dildos onto the gridiron.
Several players were visibly disgusted — others couldn’t hide their laughter. One lineman was even caught on camera punting one back into the stands.
The WNBA Connection
Here’s where it gets even stranger: sources online are tying this incident back to the recent chaos at WNBA games, where fans pulled similar stunts by throwing adult toys onto the court in protest of controversial league decisions.
Now, fans are joking that the “movement” has spread to the NFL — with some even calling it a “new sports tradition,” while others are blasting it as a disgrace.
Internet Meltdown
Clips of the flying green objects are going viral, and the internet has already turned the madness into memes:
“Bills Mafia started this… now the whole NFL is cursed.”
“First WNBA, now NFL. Who’s next? NHL better watch out.”
“Imagine explaining to your kid why the refs just got hit with a giant rubber cucumber.”
Fallout for the League
The NFL is furious behind the scenes. Security officials are reportedly investigating how fans smuggled in the items and why stadium checks failed to stop them. Leagues are terrified this trend could spread further, turning live games into circus acts.
But for fans online? This was comedy gold. The phrase “They’re BACK” is trending as people joke that no sport is safe from the dildo-throwing craze.
What Happens Next?
Will the NFL hand out lifetime bans to the perpetrators, or will this bizarre moment become a cult classic in sports history? Either way, one thing is certain: fans will never forget the night green dildos stormed the field.
