Almost Every Chiefs Player Sigпed a Petitioп to Baп Taylor Swift from Home Games Next Seasoп: “She’s Jυst a Distractioп”

The Kansas City Chiefs players have had enough of being second in line to Taylor Swift at their own stadium.
“It’s like we’re not even there half the time. She’s not doing anything to help the team.”
Hopefully, the management will listen. Travis Kelce didn’t sign. Patrick Mahomes did.
However, this post was not a factual recounting of real-life events. America’s Last Line of Defense describes its output as being humorous or satirical in nature, as follows:
Everything on this website is fiction. If you believe that it is real, you should have your head examined. Any similarities between this site’s pure fantasy and actual people, places, and events are purely coincidental and all images should be considered altered and satirical.
The Facebook page’s introduction reads: “The flagship of the ALLOD network of trollery. Nothing on this page is real.”
We’ve fact-checked other posts from America’s Last Line of Defense regarding Swift and the Chiefs, including the claim that kicker Harrison Butker was named the team’s captain and the rumor that the singer canceled her tour dates in what she called “racist Florida.”

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