😂 Trump Demolishes White House East Wing, Reveals MRI — Jimmy Challenges Him to an On-Air IQ Test 🤯🏛️

Jimmy Kimmel returned from a family trip to Ireland brimming with tales of warm hospitality, political sanity, and… international concern for America. Back at his desk in Los Angeles—just seven miles from World Series action between the Dodgers and the Blue Jays—Kimmel unpacked a week’s worth of headlines that felt tailor-made for late-night satire: the reported demolition of the White House’s East Wing in the name of a “big, beautiful ballroom,” Donald Trump’s self-congratulatory MRI reveal, and a proposed primetime IQ showdown featuring Trump, Rep. Jasmine Crockett, and Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

Ireland is fine—America, less so
– Family first: Kimmel took his entire clan to Ireland, where he traced family roots and discovered, to no one’s surprise, that Irish kindness isn’t just a stereotype. Case in point: a stranger recovered and returned his niece’s forgotten purse without accepting a cent.
– A different political climate: The trip coincided with Ireland’s presidential election—remarkable, Kimmel noted, for its lack of drama. Candidates Katherine Connolly and Heather Humphreys embraced the day before voters chose Connolly, who was then graciously congratulated by her opponent. No caps lock. No conspiracy theories. Just… manners.
– How the world sees us: Many Irish fans asked Kimmel what on earth is happening in America. Their vibe, he joked, was the worried relative at Thanksgiving: are you okay?

Renovation nation: East Wing into dust
– Ballroom promises, bulldozer realities: Kimmel lampooned Trump’s insistence that his grand ballroom plan wouldn’t affect the White House structure—before the East Wing came down. He joked the ex-president is running the People’s House like a home-flip show: marble floors, chandeliers, a gilded vibe, the whole “love it or list it” pitch.
– The “master builder” defense: In a spoof clip, a straight-faced official floated explanations ranging from asbestos to… ghosts. Kimmel’s verdict: fewer Property Brothers, more preservation.

Asia trip and the MRI humblebrag
– On tour abroad: Trump made a multi-country swing through Asia—fodder for Kimmel’s cultural jokes and choreography bits—before offering a favorite talking point: he’d undergone an MRI and “aced” a cognitive test.
– The challenge: Trump derided the intelligence of Democratic congresswomen, prompting Kimmel to propose what he billed as the biggest IQ test in TV history: Trump vs. Jasmine Crockett vs. AOC, a spectacle he’d gladly host and fund. Sub-title: Grandpa Don’s Dementia Bowl.

The social posts that launch a thousand punchlines
– Medical musings: Kimmel read from a Trump post advising against Tylenol for pregnant women and urging changes to vaccine schedules—tripping over a “chicken p” typo that set off an extended roast.
– Time cover do-over: After Trump complained about an unflattering Time cover, the magazine issued another one—more gristle for Kimmel’s comedic grinder.

Halloween, already?
– Costume chatter: Kimmel’s house is going Scooby-Doo (he’s Shaggy, flask and all), and he ribbed Kid Rock for his own Halloween plans.
– Christmas creep: Despite it being only October, Kimmel spotted a Macy’s Christmas ad and pivoted to a recurring character in the holiday discourse: Melania Trump.

Melania’s ornaments and a familiar refrain
– Deck the halls—for $90: Melania unveiled a six-piece Christmas ornament set commemorating America’s 250th year, each inscribed with her signature. Kimmel deadpanned that proceeds go to… Melania.
– The Trump family ledger: He rattled off the clan’s financial high points—business windfalls, crypto coups, Middle East investments—before rolling into a satirical “Slovenian” carol skewering the former First Lady’s infamous “I really don’t care, do u?” era.

Baseball beats and back-home barbs
– World Series watch: With the Dodgers hosting the Blue Jays, Kimmel teased his bandleader about skipping the game to “entertain America,” then delivered on that promise with a monologue that stitched sports, travelogue charm, and political absurdity into a brisk, biting set.

The bigger picture
– Kimmel’s juxtaposition landed the joke and the point: a nation that can’t stop doomscrolling its own spectacle might benefit from Ireland’s civility, a less performative politics, and a little neighborly grace. Until then, late-night remains the place where reality gets processed—one punchline at a time.