🐍 KRISTEN KITT – THE VENOMOUS SNAKE I, ANDY BYRON, WILL NEVER LEAVE MY WIFE FOR!
Thirty-five million dollars, a marriage on the brink, and a man finally ripping the mask off a woman who thought she could outplay him.
Let me say this once and for all:
I will NEVER leave my wife, Megan Carrians, to be with Kristen Kitt. Not now. Not ever.
Because Kristen Kitt is not some “accidental third party.”
She is a calculated, venomous woman with a mind like a trap and a heart full of poison.
🧠 Every Move Was Calculated – And I Took the Bait
She was just a forgettable HR staffer — until she wasn’t.
Kristen knew exactly when to lean in, when to say the right thing, when to mimic just enough of my wife’s face and behavior to mess with my mind.
It wasn’t real. It was a f***ing performance.
I fell for it.
I didn’t see it then, but I do now: She was trying to become Megan 2.0 — but without the backbone. A version she could control.
💥 The Coldplay Kiss – Or Was It an Ambush?
I invited her to Coldplay. One stupid mistake.
She said yes — too easily. Too fast. She was ready.
When we kissed, the camera zoomed in. Our faces lit up the screen. The crowd screamed.
Coincidence?
Bullsh*t.
She knew.
She positioned herself. She orchestrated the moment.
She wanted to be seen. She wanted the scandal.
And she got it.
🔥 The Fallout – And the True Face Behind the Smile
– My wife left our home.
– My company bled millions.
– My reputation was dragged through the dirt.
– I lost a $35 million deal.
And Kristen?
Not a tear. Not an apology.
Instead, she showed up on podcasts, hinting about “real love” and “secret relationships” like some TikTok martyr.
She’s not in pain.
She’s waiting. Waiting for me to break.
But here’s the twist, Kristen — you bet on the wrong man.
🚫 I’m Not Leaving My Wife – And I’ll Never Be Yours
I will fight for Megan.
I will rebuild what I broke.
And I will make damn sure the world knows who you really are:
Not a victim. Not a lover. A f*ing manipulator with a pretty face and a poisonous heart.**
“I may have lost a fortune, but I regained my sight. Kristen Kitt fooled me once — she’ll never get the chance again.”
— Andy Byron