This Man Met a Talking Bigfoot, Then The Incredible Happened
This Man Met a Talking Bigfoot — And Then the Incredible Happened
Most folks think moonshiners fear the law more than the devil himself.
But I learned the hard way — there are things in these mountains far older and more powerful than any badge.
My name’s Cole McBride. I’ve been running shine in the Appalachian backwoods for nearly two decades. Three stills, forty acres, and a silent arrangement with the trees: they hide me, and I respect them.
That balance shattered the night the storm came.
Strange Warnings
It started with footsteps circling my cabin. Not a bear’s shuffle — heavy, deliberate, like someone walking with purpose. Then came the rearranged tools, the opened mash barrels, the feeling of being watched from just beyond the lantern light.
I blamed jealous bootleggers.
I carried my rifle everywhere.
I shot at shadows.
But shadows don’t leave eight-inch-wide footprints.
I kept yelling at the forest like a fool, convinced I was the king of these woods.
Turns out, I was trespassing in someone else’s empire.
The Chase
When my backup still — the one deep past the ridge — was smashed to pieces, anger overran reason. I grabbed my rifle and sprinted toward the destruction, hollering like a madman.
That’s when I saw them.
Three dark giants weaving through the trees — upright, powerful, moving faster than anything that size should. I fired into the air and pursued like I had any right to.
Then — WHAM.
Something hit me from the side, sent me flying into a pine so hard the world bled into black.
The Encounter
I woke at dusk, head splitting, ribs on fire. My rifle was leaning against a tree — out of reach.
And ten feet away stood death in a fur coat.
Eight feet tall, broad as a barn door, hair like rust and shadow. Its face was… wrong. Not animal. Not human. Something between.
Its eyes held intelligence.
And then—
“Help.”
I froze. My breath stopped mid-chest.
The creature crouched, hand extended, palm up — like it wanted me to take it.
“No… hurt,” it rumbled.
“We… scared.”
My rifle lay broken behind it. Not stolen — disabled.
I was the one who’d been terrorizing them.
The Truth of the Forest
The Bigfoot pointed toward my still locations — nose wrinkling.
“Water… smell.
Bad. Hurt.”
I realized then that waste from my operation had tainted a spring… probably their spring.
Then it gestured to the land around us.
“Home.
Share.”
Every word was effort — thick, gravelly, but real.
It wasn’t a monster.
It was a neighbor.
It led me through a patch of trees to a hidden cave. Inside, I saw two smaller shapes — juveniles — and an older female watching protectively. One of the young ones limped badly, fur patchy near the joints.
The big one tapped its own chest.
“Family.
Sick.”
Then it pointed at me.
“You… know plants. Fire-water.
Fix?”
I make moonshine — not medicine — but mountain life teaches you plenty about healing roots and fever teas. Suddenly, those skills mattered more than copper tubing and mash.
A Pact in the Night
We struck a deal the only way we could —
gestures, shared fear, and a shaky trust.
I returned to my cabin under the giant’s escort. As rain began to fall, I gathered willow bark, yarrow, licorice root — herbs my mama used for pain and inflammation.
We ground them together under starlight, the Bigfoot’s huge hands surprisingly dexterous, copying my motions like a child learning from its father.
Inside the cave, I knelt beside the injured juvenile. It whimpered — a deep, resonant vibration I could feel in my bones.
“Gentle,” the Bigfoot warned.
I packed the poultice around the swollen leg. The juvenile sniffed my hands — decided I was acceptable — and leaned into the treatment.
That moment changed everything.
They weren’t beasts.
They were a people.
The Storm
Thunder erupted overhead like artillery fire. Trees bent in the wind. The mother Bigfoot ushered the young deeper into the cave.
But the leader — the one who spoke — tugged my arm.
Outside, the storm raged like the mountain itself was angry. A pine cracked and toppled, slamming toward the cave entrance.
The Bigfoot leapt — caught the tree — and tossed it aside like kindling.
I stared, soaked and trembling.
“We protect,” it said.
“All.
You… us.”
The simplicity of the promise hit harder than the storm.
Somewhere along the line, I’d become part of their family’s survival.
The Morning After
By dawn, the juvenile’s swelling had eased. The Bigfoot pressed its forehead to mine in thanks — a gesture so intimate it nearly broke me.
When it was time for me to go, the creature pointed toward my still sites.
“Move.
Water… safe.”
I nodded.
Then it looked me dead in the eyes.
“No guns.
No fear.”
I swallowed hard.
No more warning shots.
No more screaming at shadows.
Just respect.
A Different Life
That was three years ago.
I dismantled the ridge still entirely. Moved the others far from water sources. I leave berries and venison near their caves sometimes — not as gifts, but as neighbors do.
And some nights, when the moon is bright and my fire burns low, I hear them calling across the valleys — a haunting, harmonic whoop that echoes pure life.
Once in a while, the leader visits my porch. It sits quietly, breathing mountain air, eyes reflecting the same stars I trust to guide my life.
We don’t need many words now.
We both understand the same truth:
The forest isn’t mine.
It isn’t his.
It’s ours.
And I’ll spend the rest of my days protecting it —
and the people who protected me from myself.