Eagles’ Jalen Hurts, Jason Kelce look alike contests are weird, please stop doing them
The city of Philadelphia loves its Eagles. This isn’t news. It’s a bond forged in decades of grit, heartbreak, and triumph — a bond as unshakeable as Jason Kelce after four Bud Lights and a parade podium.
But even by Philly’s eccentric standards, the recent wave of look-alike contests — particularly for Jalen Hurts and Jason Kelce — feels like we’ve crossed into some bizarre alternate universe.
Why? Because these contests highlight an uncomfortable truth: they’re more about caricatures than appreciation.
Why It’s Weird (and Why It Needs to Stop)
Jalen Hurts isn’t just his fade or his stoic expression. Jason Kelce isn’t just his beard and Big Lebowski sweater. These guys are icons in Philadelphia because of what they do and how they do it.
When Hurts calmly delivers a 40-yard bomb or Kelce pancakes a defensive lineman, it’s not because they resemble someone else — it’s because they’re one of one. To reduce them to their physical features in a look-alike contest misses the point entirely. Philly doesn’t celebrate players for how they look; we celebrate them for their impact on the field and their connection to the city off it.
Besides, let’s be honest — no one actually looks like Jalen Hurts. He’s built different. He’s got the aura, the vibe, the presence. You can’t fake that with a haircut and a green jersey. The dude who won the Hurts look alike contest doesn’t even look like him.
And Jason Kelce? Sure, plenty of people share the “overweight guy with a beard” aesthetic, but Kelce brings a charisma and swagger that can’t be replicated.
Better Ways to Celebrate the Eagles
Instead of look-alike contests, let’s focus on what makes these players great:
Host watch parties where fans celebrate every Hurts touchdown with something more dignified than crayfish chips.
Throw charity events in honor of Kelce’s legendary tenure, raising money for causes he supports while wearing our best Big Lebowski sweaters.
Create murals, write songs, or simply cheer louder than any fanbase in the league — Philly’s specialty.
The Eagles deserve better than weird contests where the winner is determined by how much they resemble someone they’re not. Jalen Hurts and Jason Kelce are two of Philly’s most cherished heroes, and they don’t need look-alikes to remind us of their greatness.
I understand that I’m probably overreacting to this whole thing. I just think it’s weird and had to flesh my thoughts on via blog. If you’ve made it this far, thank you.
So, for the love of all things holy, let’s retire these look-alike contests. The Eagles deserve our respect, not a poorly thought-out cosplay competition.
