The US Flag Football QB Darrell Doucette Says He’s A Better QB Than Patrick Mahomes

Ok I’m officially all in on Darrell Doucette. If you can be that delusional I want you leading me into battle 10 times out of 10. Sure people who are that delusional (I’m doing the Spider Man pointing meme at myself right now) are usually wrong and it will end up being an embarrassing, blow up in your face type of moment, but I love when people have irrational confidence about themselves. And you know what- let me walk that back a little. One person having irrational confidence will blow up. But an entire team of em? That’s when you have gold. Barstool was BUILT on a bunch of normies, mostly fat, low IQ bozos who when put together made ourselves a media juggernaut. So who is to say the US Flag Football team isn’t the same way? Who knows, maybe Darrell Doucette (5’7″) is a better QB than Patrick Mahomes. I mean….they also said the US wouldn’t beat the Russians in 1980.

So I propose the obvious- NFL team vs current Flag Football Team. Doucette vs Mahomes. Prime Time. Let’s see what Darrell Doucette is made of. We know what Mahomes can do, but now it’s Doucette’s time to shine.

The line if DK even makes them? I don’t know the quarter lengths or any of that nonsense, but give me…..NFL -88.5, Doucette u4.5 completions, Tyreek o339.5 receiving yards.