REVEALED! The Secret Business of El Mencho’s Daughter During the Funeral
The Funeral as a Boardroom: The Strategic Rise of Laisha Michelle
The burial of Nemesio “El Mencho” Oseguera Cervantes was advertised as a moment of national mourning for the CJNG, but for his youngest daughter, Laisha Michelle Oseguera González, it was clearly a corporate restructuring. While the cameras focused on the golden casket and the floral arrangements, the real activity was happening at the back entrance. Journalists didn’t see a grieving daughter; they saw a coordinator.
Laisha Michelle, whose husband Cristian “El Guacho” Gutiérrez serves time for the very business her father built, didn’t spend her time weeping by the altar. She was seen moving between private rooms and tinted-glass SUVs, conducting a series of high-stakes meetings that suggest the cartel’s succession was being negotiated in real-time.
The Two Funerals: Public Grief vs. Private Power
What the journalists on the ground witnessed was a dual-track event. The public funeral was a distraction; the private meetings were the reality.
The Public Ceremony
The Private Operation
Duration: 3 days of solemn vigils and prayers.
Timing: Rapid, 20-minute meetings scheduled with military precision.
Participants: Distant relatives, local residents, and the media.
Participants: Luxury SUV occupants, unidentified “visitors” with briefcases, and Laisha Michelle.
Symbolism: Flowers, candles, and a golden casket.
Symbolism: Encrypted phones, hushed tones, and side-door entries.
The Hypocrisy of the “Family Farewell”
The most glaring hypocrisy of the event was the pretense of “respectful silence.” The CJNG guards demanded silence from the public to “honor” the dead, yet they were busy facilitating a revolving door of business contacts. This wasn’t a family saying goodbye to a patriarch; it was a syndicate ensuring that the “Mencho” brand didn’t lose value with his passing.
Journalists noted that several key visitors didn’t even approach the casket. They arrived, met with Laisha’s inner circle in a side room, and left within the hour. This dismisses any notion of personal grief—these were logistical check-ins. If they truly cared for the man, they would have stood by his side; instead, they stood by his daughter’s ledger.
Laisha Michelle: The Discreet Successor?
Laisha has long been the “invisible” daughter, often overshadowed by her siblings Jessica Johana and “El Menchito.” However, her behavior at the funeral suggests a shift in the cartel’s internal hierarchy.
Coordination: She was identified as the central figure in the restricted areas, effectively acting as the gatekeeper for who could access the high-level discussions.
Security: The parking lot “convoy” of SUVs arriving at precise intervals indicates a level of organized security that she was personally overseeing.
The “Folder” Incident: Photographers capturing visitors entering with folders and leaving empty-handed point to the transfer of information or legal documents—business that has no place in a house of mourning.
The Silent Transition
The funeral of El Mencho serves as a perfect example of how criminal organizations use traditional rituals as cover for strategic maneuvers. By the time the last candle was extinguished, the CJNG had likely already mapped out its next six months. Laisha Michelle didn’t just bury her father; she buried the old way of doing things, emerging as a calculated, modern face of a legacy built on blood and hypocrisy.
The empty streets of the town the next morning weren’t a sign of peace, but a sign that the new management had already taken its place behind the closed doors of the Oseguera estate.
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